Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2015
February 23, 2015
February 25, 2015
Transcript:
Man: The attractive mercenaries and our boss drove off the cliff! Man 2: Now, it's our turn to run this island! I can't wait to allow walmart to build a store here! Tahiti Jones: Whew! Good thing I shelled out extra for the "Clifftop-plummet-strength" air bags in this thing! Tahiti Jones: Kiwi, darling, I'm ok. You can stop worring about me. Rip Haywire: Seriously, kid, try OkCupid or something! Anything but Tahiti Jones!
Opening a Walmart. Wow, those guys ARE evil!