The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 27, 2015
Transcript:
Hey. Don't touch that burner on the stove. Hot. Oh. Ok. Don't touch it. Just walk away. Right. Uh-huh. It's me. Your dad. I love you and I'm telling you, don't touch it. It's hot. Yeah. Gonna stand here 'til it's cool and touch it, aren't you? Oh, yeah.
skrye almost 10 years ago
Sometimes you really have to wonder when the self-preservation instinct kicks in.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It kicks in right after the ‘do-the-opposite-of-what-they-say’ phase. Assuming they survive that phase.
Mirror1 almost 10 years ago
Teenagers- just because their eyes are open doesn’t mean they are awake.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ok then.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh, he knows what to do. 1) don’t touch hot stuff. You remember what happened last time. And… 2) touch that and prove dad is wrong.
The trouble comes in when you have these competing instincts… Personally, I get a little satisfaction when I see my oldest son get these conflicting stimuli and his li’l brain sizzles.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or: drop a few droplets of water on the hot burner to see them skitter and sizzle. See, Dad? It’s hot!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
My 2 year old cousin used to touch his Dad’s coffee mug no matter how hot it was.This was a while ago though. I don’t know if he still does that.xxx
Allan CB Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I can’t laugh today … Lenord Nimoy died yesterday, at age 83.