Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 23, 2015
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Transcript:
I went to earth for the humans, but was horrified. Their oceans are polluted. Their skies are smoggy. They've killed millions of species. Their own bodies are filthy with pockets! In short... Now would be a bad time to turn them into soup. You survived another century, humans!
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Can’t you do something with humano-tofu?Or reconstituted corn starch?
ehtaniguchi almost 10 years ago
I hear the Chinese can do amazing things with gluten mock duck. Maybe they can make a mock human for you.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Even so…..just to be on the safe side…..maybe I won’t take a shower tomorrow…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
When you are a bottom-feeding scavenger, food falls from heaven and you are never made to go hungry.
emptc12 almost 10 years ago
Snooty, finicky aliens. Even earth skunks have predators. Would only Nobel Peace Prize winners appear on their menus?
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
Sorry about the atmosphere with its toxic high oxygen level. Salt is in everything down here, but we think it is important in soup. We’re working on it.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Humans have too much mercury in them. And don’t think farm-raised humans are any better. They’re fed recycled waste.