Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 23, 2015
Transcript:
I went to earth for the humans, but was horrified. Their oceans are polluted. Their skies are smoggy. They've killed millions of species. Their own bodies are filthy with pockets! In short... Now would be a bad time to turn them into soup. You survived another century, humans!
Snooty, finicky aliens. Even earth skunks have predators. Would only Nobel Peace Prize winners appear on their menus?