Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 28, 2019
September 27, 2019
September 29, 2019
Transcript:
Neil: Oh, no! I was daydreaming again! Everyone's working! I didn't hear what the assignment is! I know... I'll copy off of Leticia! She always knows what we're supposed to do! Heh-heh... nice save, Neil! Teacher: Okay, class, please turn in your self-portraits.
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
He would be great working for the CIA!!
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
Neil can you explain this picture to me?
Huh? I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and… uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi.Steve Martin’s opening lines from “The Jerk”
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No problem…all Neil has to do is say he identifies as a black girl.