Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 28, 2015

Well, Carmen, give cousin Sylvia a call to know why she hasn’t visited in a quarter of a century.

Where I grew up the Ocean was 30 miles away. Everyone considered that a full day trip and had to be planned out with provisions. So the beach was a special occasion. Today my daily commute is more miles one way and more time each way also.

People still aren’t ready to accept the truth. Fact is, the human race is NOT native to this planet. Like the Asian Carp in the Mississippi River, we are an invasive species introduced to this planet by the authorities of our home planet. The planet Earth was used as a penal colony, much the same as Austria was used by Great Britain between 1780-1868*. The penal colony on Earth, however, was used exclusively to isolate the criminally insane from the home planet. We, who call ourselves the human race, are the descendants of those prisoners stranded here. This is why the human race has violent tendencies. This explains why mankind can not be expected to collectively do the right thing when it comes to subjects like global warming. This is why we allow ourselves to be governed by “politicians”. We, as a race, are collectively insane. The authorities of our home world occasionally check up on us to make sure that we are not a threat to escape our confinement to this planet. That is why there are UFO’s. Should they ever decide that we are capable of leaving this planet and infesting the galaxy outside our solar system, they will take action to eliminate that possibility. That is why we must dismantle the space program and discontinue NASA.. Otherwise we will doom ourselves to a fate far worse than global warming. See, I told you that you weren’t ready to accept the truth!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_colony

Look around at all the turmoil between humans throughout this planet – why would an intelligent species want to visit us?!?!

I see.

We are the results of an experiment gone horribly wrong. Why, look at the Edsel! Who, but a deranged species, would devise such a machine?

And how long has it been since you visited her Tia Carmin?

I believe we’re in quarantine and the UFO’s are the wardens, keeping tabs and filming documentary’s. “Smile for the camera, but no bared teeth, please.”

Dear Gracie – did “they” neglect to tell you how impossibly far away these other planets are? and how impossibly unlikely to have life on them is? Worse – intelligent life on our planet hasn’t happened yet.