Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 08, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: Mark, brace yourself. It's not a prank. Joanie's really getting married! Mark: I told you it was legit, Zonk. Zonker: I know, but it seemed too incredible. First law school, now this! How could she do such a thing? She knows the risks! *sigh* You know, Mark, I don't see how in good conscience I can go to the ceremony. Mark: Maybe if you wore a black arm band. Zonker: Good idea. Go, but let her know how I feel.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Yes, Zonker, make Joanie’s wedding day all about yourself.
vanoss over 9 years ago
He’s toast.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
and burned the toast!
Charley007 over 9 years ago
…Sorta like hunting for the mouse In Goodnight Moon.
bhcaruso over 9 years ago
I don’t think that’s coffee; I think it’s the bread that’s been tied up in the last frame.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Has Zonker had even one date in his life? I can’t remember any over the decades. Must be why he distrusts marriage so much…….
pbarnrob over 9 years ago
The smoke from the toaster, and the bar is still down (bad sign!)They just might have little critters that help ‘clean-up’ the kitchen (eeuw!)Of course Zonker’s toasted; it will stand him in good stead, as he starts his business. He’ll know what works!