Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 08, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: Mark, brace yourself. It's not a prank. Joanie's really getting married! Mark: I told you it was legit, Zonk. Zonker: I know, but it seemed too incredible. First law school, now this! How could she do such a thing? She knows the risks! *sigh* You know, Mark, I don't see how in good conscience I can go to the ceremony. Mark: Maybe if you wore a black arm band. Zonker: Good idea. Go, but let her know how I feel.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Yes, Zonker, make Joanie’s wedding day all about yourself.
vanoss almost 10 years ago
He’s toast.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
and burned the toast!
Charley007 almost 10 years ago
…Sorta like hunting for the mouse In Goodnight Moon.
bhcaruso almost 10 years ago
I don’t think that’s coffee; I think it’s the bread that’s been tied up in the last frame.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
Has Zonker had even one date in his life? I can’t remember any over the decades. Must be why he distrusts marriage so much…….
pbarnrob almost 10 years ago
The smoke from the toaster, and the bar is still down (bad sign!)They just might have little critters that help ‘clean-up’ the kitchen (eeuw!)Of course Zonker’s toasted; it will stand him in good stead, as he starts his business. He’ll know what works!