Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: Mark, brace yourself. It's not a prank. Joanie's really getting married! Mark: I told you it was legit, Zonk. Zonker: I know, but it seemed too incredible. First law school, now this! How could she do such a thing? She knows the risks! *sigh* You know, Mark, I don't see how in good conscience I can go to the ceremony. Mark: Maybe if you wore a black arm band. Zonker: Good idea. Go, but let her know how I feel.
He’s toast.