Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2015

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    Catfeet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I know the feeling!

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    Two-year-old kids come with those same settings.

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    SkyFisher  almost 10 years ago

    Why would He need to “save time”? He can just make more.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Also frisky and mischievous..

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    fawny  almost 10 years ago

    I’m sure in the upgrade he included" wonderful lifelong companion" mode as well…..all mine have…

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    Perkycat  almost 10 years ago

    Very cute!

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    mggreen  almost 10 years ago

    And the"Feed Me NOW" mode.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    I think God invented cats to prove that we do not have dominion over all the animals of the Earth.

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    And God said, Let the kitteh haz cheezburger.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 10 years ago

    At the same time he created expensive furniture to be used as scratching posts.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I have nine, therefore there are nine different feline personalities, requirements, and schedules, each of which requires catering. As the saying goes; Dogs have Masters; Cats have Staff.

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