Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Three days isn’t a vacation, it’s just a long weekend.

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Glad to see the green theme for March 17th.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    I’m astounded that Rat thinks somebody will want to call him.

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    Mugens Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Wouldn’t ever put that on my out of office reply, but I would be lying if I didn’t think it sometimes…

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    R2-Wolf  over 9 years ago

    I think the bigger question is, since when do you have company email when you work at a coffee shop?

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    2015 still

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    Defective Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This series has really lost me. Why on earth would anyone other than his boss need to call his personal phone? It’s a coffee bar. Not an office where he has to coordinate with a dozen people. It lacks any sort of funny.

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    harvest61 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Apparently it has been lost in translation. The location (coffee shop) does not matter, the idea of the joke is the kind of messages someone might put on their e-mail. Way too much overthinking on this……

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    foxsinger Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @defunctdoormatThis is a comic, not real life!

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    dottylu  over 9 years ago

    To dufunctdoormat and flyfisher: It’s a cartoon !! It’s not supposed to be realistic or sensible ! Lighten up and enjoy the silly stuff. :)If you want serious and realism, watch the evening news…

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    a friend, retired now, from barnes and noble, sick of their announcements, wanted one morning to get on the microphone and say" good morning, the time is now 9:00 a.m. and barnes and noble will be closing in 13 short hours. please make your final selections and bring your purchases to the front register please." he was persuaded that this was a bad idea. oh well

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    If I were Joe, I think I’d be grateful that Rat was avoiding talking to my customers!

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    I preferred yesterday’s message!

    But I like this one too.

    xxx

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    jnnydnti  over 9 years ago

    Why would a barista have company email and voice mail anyway?!

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    robertiris  over 2 years ago

    Maybe he is their brand manager or social media rep

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