Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2015

Transcript:

Joe: Hey, Rat... Did you change your out-of-office reply like I asked? Rat: Yes, sir, have a look. Hello. I will be on vacation and unavailable for the next three days. After that, I'll be available, but will still try very hard to avoid you. Joe: I don't think you're getting this. Rat: You should hear my outgoing phone message.