Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2015
Transcript:
Fred: Name's Fred, by the... Rip Haywire: Breezy, I'm not made to stay at home. I've got to get a job. Breezy: Ok, Rip, as long as it's steady work. Rip Haywire: What's that supposed to mean? Breezy: You're a man of action, not profit. A soldier of unfortune. Rip Haywire: Is it my fault that I take work that leads to mayhem without pay? Fred: Is it always like this, fur-breath? This is better than those Spanish Soap operas. Breezy: Your business cards list it as your specialty!
Kali39 over 9 years ago
It does not! It just says “Mayhem While You Wait!”
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
He should try to be a basketball coach. A lot of thrills there!(But he’ll probably run off for adventure in a month!)
PMark over 9 years ago
You go, girl!
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Oh, oh – I’m beginning to understand why Breezy has red hair.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
He has a steady job … I thought a solider of fortune was just that.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Maybe Finkle will pay him to keep the neighbourhood safe… from himself…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Welcome to the Haywire family, Fred. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Please do not get me started on the Bollywood soaps. My mother loves them, for some strange reason.
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Time for Rip to get a ka-job.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Breezy, you knew all that when you married. Don’t be that girl who tries to “change” her man.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Cobra wont’ try to change you, Rip. Go back to Cobra! You two were made for each other. (I guess that’s an intentional pun.)
Big D over 9 years ago
Rut ro Rip, she’s giving you the “Look” in that last panel. Resistance is futile, you will be assimulated!!