Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2015
Transcript:
Fred: Name's Fred, by the... Rip Haywire: Breezy, I'm not made to stay at home. I've got to get a job. Breezy: Ok, Rip, as long as it's steady work. Rip Haywire: What's that supposed to mean? Breezy: You're a man of action, not profit. A soldier of unfortune. Rip Haywire: Is it my fault that I take work that leads to mayhem without pay? Fred: Is it always like this, fur-breath? This is better than those Spanish Soap operas. Breezy: Your business cards list it as your specialty!
It does not! It just says “Mayhem While You Wait!”