Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Adam: Okay. I put this tube in my mouth, and I'll be drip-fed coffee as I wake. Laura: This seems really dumb. Won't you scald yourself? Or choke? Adam: It's set at a lukewarm temp and at a slow, slow drip. And don't mind that short-circuiting sound. That's totally normal, I think.
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
but what exactly is normal?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
more likely that’s his brain short circuiting
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hmm, liquids and electricity – and she’s staying in the bed next to him?
spiffny over 9 years ago
This can go wrong so many ways…
rnrnetmails over 9 years ago
This can only happen in cartoons – that his wife takes all this with equanimity. Mine would have had me physically restrained by now.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
That “I think” at the end of the sentence means he isn’t thinking.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“No disassemble!”
shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago
as a former electronic tech now system admin/network admin. No No those noise are never ever good. I hope your wife know where the circuit breakers, and knows what to do when you are being shocked be your coffee maker.
Dr_Fogg over 9 years ago
Y B Normal?
MontanaLady over 9 years ago
Hope their fire insurance is paid up!
jud03005 over 9 years ago
Anyone else thinking this:
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I think the “slow, slow drip” is actually holding the tube…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Iced coffee may be a better option at this point.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
Ok, if he’s determined to be stupid, at least be smart about it. Set his alarm clock 2 or 3 minutes before his coffee maker goes off, then put the tube in his mouth, enjoy!
pcolli over 9 years ago
Intravenous is the answer.
nyor over 9 years ago
There is evidence that Adam was not always thinking about coffee when he and Laura went to bed.