We have a very high up person here @HQ and I swear when he spouts one of these business cliches: “optics” “pain points” “perfect storm” he looks around to see if we’re all admiring him.
“It’s about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage. And remember, we don’t want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.”
An actual quote from a Programme Manager I worked for.
BadVlad over 9 years ago
Management never considers how difficult it will be for the janitorial staff to clean that up.
DLF3275 over 9 years ago
It’s a win-win! At my next meeting I’m gonna run this paradigm shift up the flagpole and see who’s ready to take it to the next level.
John Glynn creator over 9 years ago
We have a very high up person here @HQ and I swear when he spouts one of these business cliches: “optics” “pain points” “perfect storm” he looks around to see if we’re all admiring him.
Kip W over 9 years ago
Half a ton, half a ton,Half a ton downward.Into the columns of redGo the Fortune 500.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
Phone call for you Mr. Bolling, it’s Terry Gilliam on the line.
No New Wars almost 2 years ago
“It’s about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage. And remember, we don’t want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.”
An actual quote from a Programme Manager I worked for.