Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 10, 2015

Not really funny, on many, many levels…

Yea, but the yoks on you…yuk, yuk, yuk.

What part of Humpty is broken?

If Sir Rodney was one of the King’s men, I can see why they figured the King’s horses couldn’t do worse for poor Humpty.

eggzactly

Is that his “yolk” leaking out, or is it some other fluid?.I think I’m going to have bacon and eggs for lunch…

Better get it fixed before the GOPers get back in power. They don’t care about people who can’t afford to pay outrageous rates.

Correction; I’m the one paying, and I’m the one being denied access because what I paid is being spent for someone else…

There’s a very good little book in which Detective Joe Dumpty investigates why his brother Humpty fell.

If you’re satisfied with your existing cracks….