Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2015

Oh, man….I’m stunned…Miller, Wiley Bears, Capt. Eddie….A beanie with a palm tree on it…On a polar bear…Stunned, I say…I’ll just be over here in fetal position laughing now…

Oh, and it’s Paw-Tay..Of course! Barely bearable…

I say encourage him, Maybe he can tell us what kind of martini the bear with the palm tree on his head drinks….Can’t help but wonder about these things…

That must be the Bundy Rum polar bear.

thankgod…now maybe you will believe me the next time I tell you why I am being framed…they are everywhere I tell you..

Off in the distant you can hear his frat brother the walrus singing Koo Koo Cha Choo.

Here’s to Capt. Eddie, and to the fertile mind that can dream up stories like this.

I feel blessed: I had a Grampa that was kinda, sorta like this.

Better that than the Grudge Bearing Sea.Or the Arms Bearing Sea.

The Bear has a Maine accent? I was expecting more Canadian or Eskimo. I guess I’ll just have to grin and bear it.

Un-bear-ably delicious! And the Bundy Rum is grrrr-reat, too!

That’s just a bit hard to bear …

I gotta get me one of those hats

the best! thanks

I think the boat’s name describes Captain Eddie to a “T”.

Anoesis:noun1.a state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive content.

Dr. J, all of ’em….Especially Wiley….

Well, just don’t sea Eddie surrounded by ice so far north. How did he barter his way through a pola fee?

Captain Eddy, bring the bear “necessities.”

Must have hung around Patsis lately

any strip that starts with “Theah we wah…” I know we’re in trouble,

Thornton’s Cousin?

Just add a bit of Jimmy Buffer…singing Margaritaville!

Positively inspired, Wiley. This will shine in the Maine Tales Hall of Fame.

I’m so glad my keyboard is coffee proof… This was a great way to start the day. :-))

Made my Breakfast an extra enjoyable event.

XD I love it. One of your better ones.

Wiley bear and puns – it can’t get any better

Nope! Little fah fetched though, Ayeh.

Throw in some Leslie Gore songs and you’ll really have fun.

Of course! Its happened in the “Bearing” Sea. Where else would you find bears?I love Eddie’s stories. I always try to read them out loud – to get the full effect of Eddie’s accent.

Captain Eddie went to this particular Comic Strip Club to sea a Polar Dance. Startled to find the dancer bear nekkid.