Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    “Hey ladies, wanna see my package?”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    Er… Rat, you’re not supposed to drinking alcohol while operating heavy machinery such as a delivery truck.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Is this the first time that Goat and Zebra have been together?Not very advisable though. If anything were to happen, it would wipe out all of the IQ points in PBS.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Bottoms UPS!

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Maybe Zeeba Neighba’s package will get there tomorrow………maybe.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    talking about junk, my neighbor leaves his, all over the place, for all to see.

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    jones.knik  over 9 years ago

    I saw one UPS guy walk on the packages wearing his cowboy boots.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Don’t worry Zebra. It’ll get there eventually. Maybe even personally delivered by Moe.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    just a scan away – and i hope rat didn’t leave the truck running

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    tazz555  over 9 years ago

    one time a package I was expecting left NY for NC…..last time I checked it was in the Bahamas and that was 4 months ago

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    it’s not the size of the package, it’s what you do with it

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I wish those tracking sites worked like that.

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    AZPhinFan  over 9 years ago

    Rat must be working for OnTrac

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Rat is on his fourth beer. His third is on the package. I wouldn’t be too sanguine, if I were you, Zeeba Neighba….

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    Aslan Balaur  over 9 years ago

    I live near Seattle, and ordered two things on the same day. One was coming from San Jose, the other from Newark, NJ. BOTH were shipped by UPS standard. The one from NJ arrived in 48 hours, the one from CA went from San Jose to Stockton and sat there for 4 days, then took another 4 to get here. I DROVE from Sacramento, which is just north of Stockton, in under two days (actual driving time, maybe 15 hours) That Honky Tonk Tavern MUST be in Stockton.

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    MechaBeetleBeaBob19  about 4 years ago

    Simpsons reference? Someone named Moe owning a bar?

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    Squirrel Chaser  over 2 years ago

    Did Moe re-brand again? My favorite was Flaming Moes…..

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