Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 27, 2015
April 26, 2015
April 28, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: This new issue of chewing magazine tells how to set up a mandibular fitness regime!" Calvin: "Basically, they recommend interval training: chewing one piece of gum with lots of reps, followed by chewing five pieces of gum at once, so you really work the masseter and buccinator muscles" Calvin: "It's a grueling workout, but you build strength AND endurance, so you can come through a clincher" Hobbes: "I'm sure glory makes it all worthwhile" Calvin: "Plus, you develop that "chewer's jaw" that drives the girls wild"
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BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Good to see Calvin getting interested in physical fitness.
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
Okay ladies…check out this jaw!….:—)
Linux0s over 9 years ago
You know there’s always Studying magazine.
Carl R over 9 years ago
…or, maybe you end up with TMJ problems.
rajasetlur over 9 years ago
…but interested in driving girls (or at least Susie) wild??
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Surprised he’s interested in anything that drives the girls wild, as opposed to away.
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
At least he’s not chawin’ baccy.
TheSkulker over 9 years ago
Wait. Wasn’t their club name GROSS – Get Rid Of Slimy Girls??? Calvin, you’ve just been ousted!
phylum over 9 years ago
calvin subscribe to b.u.t.t. magazine..better uses of toilet tissue…it might help with the girls on the playground…
cdward over 9 years ago
It’s all about the discipline.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Also, Calvin will be less likely to injure himself in the future when he’s mouthing off.
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Calvin is becoming a real expert, because he has been a subscriber for three years now:Calvin and Hobbes (May 5, 1992)Peanuts (August 19, 1956)Mr_Cool over 9 years ago
The sarcasm is just oozing from Hobbes’ face in the last panel. Lol
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
If Calvin keeps this up, soon he will be able to compete with Hobbes’s mandibles of death.
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
So now we know why Susie can’t resist him later in life…….
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Chicks really dig the Billy Bob Thornton, “Sling Blade” look!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Once again, I learned something I didn’t know; or rather, something I didn’t need to know, by reading the comics!.Isn’t education wonderful?
Vorticia over 9 years ago
But Calvin, you don’t like girls…
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
“For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory that shall be revealed in us.” Romans 8:18
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
“A grueling workout” ultimately yields gruel.
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
Hobbes does not opt to jaw with Calvin at this time.
Number Three over 9 years ago
I’m not much of a gum chewer but I know my “Masseter” and “Buccinator” muscles got a work out!Chewer’s jaw sounds painful.xxx
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
@neverenoughgold: Yes, that’s the Kitt Peak lightning photo I tried to post yesterday. There was a problem with the link.
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Try a jawbreaker.
pouncingtiger over 9 years ago
Love Hobbes in the last panel. lmao!
Tandembuzz over 9 years ago
I have to wonder whether Watterson looks up these things as he needs them, or if he has a remarkably varied and thorough education.
ulomz over 9 years ago
I love Calvin & Hobbes.
(insert name here) about 7 years ago
how can the supreme dictator for life in the g.r.o.s.s. club do that?