Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 30, 2015

Not in golf.

It’s the essence of social media.

I think I’ll invest in gumballs.

You’re drooling on yourself, Cal. I don’t think that’s what the editors of Chewing magazine had in mind when they wrote about “driving the girls wild.”

watterson is poking at competitive cyclists with this whole arc. interval training, logo shirts, now HRM, it’s great humor!

So maybe Calvin does grow up to be Frazz.

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The big question is “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor On The Bedpost Over Night?"

Should you choose to except it, a kid who gets weirder and weirder. Next on The Twilight Zone.

Should you choose to except it, a kid who gets weirder and weirder. Next on The Twilight Zone.

Well now you can hear it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmW37ZJlso

I have a heart rate monitor I use with our treadmill. It transmits to the treadmill, and you can monitor the results on the display. I’m not sure if it still works because it has been some time since I used the monitor

Of course, it has been some time since I used the treadmill, too!

To a certain extent, that’s the philosophy behind National Novel Writing Month—make what you’re doing fun via competition and counting!

If Calvin’s wad of gum gets caught in Susie’s hair, his number will be up.

And if the numbers go down?

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Be careful not to bite your tongue.

Calvin trains his jaws, he wants to get mandibles of death like Hobbes!!

This story arc is making my jaw hurt!

I used to chew so much gum that my boyfriend called me Miss Gum. I haven’t enjoyed it for the last few years because it makes my jaw tired.

I was told to chew gum so that my cheeks would be slimmer. I ended up with TMJ

So, numbers go up, like the economy.