I worked at a place where they received a Bomb threat once. We grunts heard nothing about it until after the fire department and police arrived. When the Bomb squad got there, last to arrive, they told the bosses to evacuate. We still didn’t know what was going on until everyone was out of the building.
Where I work just tape to lid of doughnut boxes in front. Also, that would be way to poison all of us on the IT floor we snarf down baked goods no questions asked.
we used to have a candy machine. but, some people thought it would be a good idea to break it open and steal all of the candy. now, we can’t have nice things anymore.
Elisa over 9 years ago
LOL Clever Rita on this point
Agent54 over 9 years ago
Even faster Rita – start it as a rumor, that way the none candy eaters hear it also and quicker.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Even faster – pull a truck up out front – and start giving away full sized chocolate bars. Building evacuation was faster than any fire alarm.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
She has her moments I see
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Not only for speed… she also knows that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
I hope the memo is not about a fad diet about to be implemented.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sadly, a lotta truth there.
karanne over 9 years ago
Surprisingly, the ice machine in the lunchroom. Then again, this IS Florida …
Kerovan over 9 years ago
I worked at a place where they received a Bomb threat once. We grunts heard nothing about it until after the fire department and police arrived. When the Bomb squad got there, last to arrive, they told the bosses to evacuate. We still didn’t know what was going on until everyone was out of the building.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Well, at least Roy will get it.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 9 years ago
You don’t work at MMM. There they do. Sal once asked to go home early because they were out of microwave popcorn.
RalphZIggy over 9 years ago
Where I work just tape to lid of doughnut boxes in front. Also, that would be way to poison all of us on the IT floor we snarf down baked goods no questions asked.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 9 years ago
That wouldn’t work unless everybody stopped by Roy’s desk, where the donuts would have ended up very quickly.
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
we used to have a candy machine. but, some people thought it would be a good idea to break it open and steal all of the candy. now, we can’t have nice things anymore.
ChrisV over 9 years ago
Just put it right next to that stuck Zagnut bar, lol.