Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 12, 2015
April 11, 2015
April 13, 2015
Transcript:
Ernie's Real Estate Frank: Ernie, in this ad you don't mention the leaky roof. Ernest: I say "built-in sprinkler system". Frank: What about the low-hanging beam here downstairs? Ernest: "Bar in basement". Frank: Ernie, the tub drains can't be unclogged! Ernest: That's why I said "two full baths"! Frank: This house was previously listed and nobody even looked at it! Ernest: "Buy now while interest is low"! Frank: And your ad doesn't say anything about the persistent bird nest problem in the attic. Ernest: You're right! I should tell people "new wings just added"!
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Count me in on this one………………..
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Skill at rationalization……an attribute of certain purveyors……
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Full of interesting and unique features sure to capture your attention………….
Perkycat over 9 years ago
LOL! This is very clever and funny.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
You didn’t mention the sink hole in the back yard ! You know the ready fill swimming pool !
Daniel Aplet over 9 years ago
Caveat emptor
Daniel Aplet over 9 years ago
Caveat emptor
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Kindergarten Stories-The defendant standing in front of the Judge who says, Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?(defendant) I swear.(Judge) Wash his mouth out with soap…..Giggle…..Giggle……That’s what my mommy would say…………
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
But, the price is right! It’s an unverifiable bargain!.Put the ad in a Walmart and they’ll brake down the doors to be first to buy it…