Sock: That;s your story? Static cling?
Sock it to him
She’s found a better match.
He’s a heel….
Cheating on his sole mate.And after promising her he’d toe the line!
She feels like cuffing him!But instead, she’ll run back to her close-knit family…and he can have that little anklet with the obviously checkered past.
Darn!
He really doesn’t have any right to take a holier-than-thou attitude; it took an awful lot of Snuggle softener to get him off that fishnet stocking last Friday.
Wait..there’s footage on the hidden camera
That’s what happens when you let your teenage daughter go to the dryer…..
Well, after all, there is a lot of electricity between them.
Something here stinks…
“That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”
Esso si que es?
Be sure to see today’s “Real Life Adventures”.
I have to remember that one. My gf is not buying “I’m whispering in her mouth” excuse anymore.
He was hoping to come home to dryer sheets.
Caughtcha! Now he says he has to ‘Bounce’!
I think she’s hosed.
Oooops…it was very late last night when I saw this….
My vision was a bit blurry and I couldn’t make out the eyelashes that indicate which is which.(Sorry, Mark!)
Would everyone please be so kind as to read my comment with the genders reversed?Thanks. LOL
Liverlips… apparently, shameless and blind!
“Static cling?”Or something more dynamic?
September 06, 2014
Purewater over 9 years ago
Sock it to him
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
She’s found a better match.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s a heel….
Cheating on his sole mate.And after promising her he’d toe the line!
She feels like cuffing him!But instead, she’ll run back to her close-knit family…and he can have that little anklet with the obviously checkered past.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Darn!
Arianne over 9 years ago
He really doesn’t have any right to take a holier-than-thou attitude; it took an awful lot of Snuggle softener to get him off that fishnet stocking last Friday.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Wait..there’s footage on the hidden camera
fawny over 9 years ago
That’s what happens when you let your teenage daughter go to the dryer…..
NoCents over 9 years ago
Well, after all, there is a lot of electricity between them.
tahoeh2o over 9 years ago
Something here stinks…
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
“That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”
zeexenon over 9 years ago
Esso si que es?
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Be sure to see today’s “Real Life Adventures”.
popomatic over 9 years ago
I have to remember that one. My gf is not buying “I’m whispering in her mouth” excuse anymore.
Mark Parisi creator over 9 years ago
He was hoping to come home to dryer sheets.
Jonni over 9 years ago
Caughtcha! Now he says he has to ‘Bounce’!
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
I think she’s hosed.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oooops…it was very late last night when I saw this….
My vision was a bit blurry and I couldn’t make out the eyelashes that indicate which is which.(Sorry, Mark!)
Would everyone please be so kind as to read my comment with the genders reversed?Thanks. LOL
Liverlips… apparently, shameless and blind!
gammaguy over 9 years ago
“Static cling?”Or something more dynamic?