Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2010

So it’s a one man band. no room for other talent or competition.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!

Go drum up business on a different corner.

Love each other not share profits..

Sheik: first he has to earn the dough to buy some shoes.

Do as I play, not as I do?

Huh, that’s different. It’s said for good reason that a singer/songwriter can’t lie about what he really feels when he’s performing. But as much of a hack as he seems to be, maybe that accounts for some things…

Love has its limits apparently.

Two faced just like the government.

So much for loving each other….

Love must be tough. Sometimes violently so.

… I love you too death. Here let me show you!

Looks like somebody needs to practice what he preaches!

Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A. A drummer.

Is this how The Beatles got started?

Be there Beatniks beating bongo’s in ID???

Or, be there beatniks getting bonked in ID?

We need to avoid the peace, love, kindness crowd. They’re dangerous.