Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2015
April 18, 2015
April 20, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Ok, slimeball! Hand over everything you've got!
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You could make more money if it were the other way around. Put criminals in the box and let victims shoot. Safety first of course, but think of the long lines for that and you could charge so much more.
baddawg1989 over 9 years ago
You can get that treatment for free at any IRS office. }:-p
Leroy over 9 years ago
New section of Disneyland: Realityland
miscreant over 9 years ago
You could make more money if it were the other way around. Put criminals in the box and let victims shoot. Safety first of course, but think of the long lines for that and you could charge so much more.
angelfiredragon over 9 years ago
Does this include filing a police report, them not caring and never catching the bad guy?