The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 28, 2015
Transcript:
Ok, your temp's normal. B.P. is a little high. Can you tell me what's wrong, Mr. Bucket? He had a stomach cramp, then it got very painful, and moved lower. He can't set without making it worse, and it feels like clenched fists in his abdomen. If it's all right, let your husband tell me, Mrs. Bucket. So- Mr. Bucket? Nnnnug-h-h-gh uhrrn... Ok! Mrs. Bucket, when did he first get the cramps? On a scale of 1 to 10, how...
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Sarah is a mom. She understands all 107 different inflections of “MOM!” And all incarnations of “NnNNUG h h gh … uhrrn… arggg…hhh……ohhhh … oops…. awwww …ewwww , . g *o. rgg..”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sign language, Larry! Charades! Hold up fingers for the 1-10 scale.
Allan CB Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sarah is a momterpreter. They know their child’s cry in a store of 200 people. If their child falls outside and hurts them self, mom knows, and goes to see what happened before the crying starts.Why? Cuz she’s got “quantum entanglement” with her child.
Chrisstopher over 9 years ago
Warm soapy water and a hose.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Larry.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Passing a stone, I’m guessing?