Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 13, 2015
March 12, 2015
March 14, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Young lady, I've heard some disturbing stories about you. Phoebe: Have you been talking to my unicorn? Don't listen to her. My finger quotes annoy her for some reason, is all. Teacher: You took a ball from another child. Phoebe: ...I agree that sounds worse.
Zero-Gabriel almost 10 years ago
Oy…
HopeFox almost 10 years ago
I continue to marvel at the power of the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS. Normally a unicorn would deflect attention away from a ball.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think this teacher has a clone over in Ozy & Millie-I refer to the incident with Jeremy and the mud puddle.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Actually, I think the best response here would be to emulate Slappy & Skippy’s response in “Bully for Skippy” from Animaniacs Volume 4, disc 3.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh boy.
BillWa almost 10 years ago
And so the lie begins. No matter what Phoebe says it is just defense. I say let Phoebe learn how to throw the ball dodgeball sryle. The girl wants the ball back, she gets it back.HARD!
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Am I the only one finding the size of today’s strip uncomfortably large? I reduced my screen size to 75% but it was still pretty big.
HAL69 almost 10 years ago
This teacher (perhaps hearing only one-sided accusations) had no inkling about Marigold, Phoebe jumped the gun and, hence, made her position worse. Parent-teacher conference!
neatslob Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Always find out what you’re accused of before you try to defend yourself.
BloodMoonDragon13 over 2 years ago
Why on earth would the teacher be talking about the finger quotes?