Eno: Is there a problem, officer?
Police: Yes. You're riding a lawn tractor.
Eno: There's no lawn against riding a lawn tractor down the street! You have no right to pull me over!
Sign: No mulching zone
A. He is on the grass not the street. 2. Officer can climb under the tractor to verify it has a mulching blade and not just a cutting blade. C. Than Eno can run his dumb butt over.
If the blades aren’t turning, he’s not mulching, and only an idiot would drive across town with the blades engaged; it saps so much power (and hence speed) from the drive-train.
comicgos over 9 years ago
Agent54 over 9 years ago
A. He is on the grass not the street. 2. Officer can climb under the tractor to verify it has a mulching blade and not just a cutting blade. C. Than Eno can run his dumb butt over.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
In Portland if you poked an officer like that, the ER would be digging bullets out of you!
johovey over 9 years ago
It’s my party and I’ll mulch if I want to!
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Eno got a ticket when he was driving a golf cart too… He was just putting along.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Slow moving Eno sign…
Tandembuzz over 9 years ago
If the blades aren’t turning, he’s not mulching, and only an idiot would drive across town with the blades engaged; it saps so much power (and hence speed) from the drive-train.
codedaddy over 9 years ago
Don’t get it. Where is the joke here?