Eno: Is there a problem, officer?
Police: Yes. You're riding a lawn tractor.
Eno: There's no lawn against riding a lawn tractor down the street! You have no right to pull me over!
Sign: No mulching zone
A. He is on the grass not the street. 2. Officer can climb under the tractor to verify it has a mulching blade and not just a cutting blade. C. Than Eno can run his dumb butt over.
A. He is on the grass not the street. 2. Officer can climb under the tractor to verify it has a mulching blade and not just a cutting blade. C. Than Eno can run his dumb butt over.