Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2015

Several jokes on “Tally-Ho!” come to mind.

Just watched that last night!

Surely you joust.

What’s the point? Oh, yeah….OK, I see it now….

Beat me to it, you did. But a moose bit my sister once…

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!!!

They will be outsourcing to China soon.

Oh, and the “horses” are from India, while the armor is now being procured in the Philippines.

Oh, don’t stick it to ’em! At least the horses have been saved.When political money ceases an ancient joust might just be something nice.

Continue to do more with less until you can do everything with nothing.

Quick, run your lance through him before he procreates!

Knight to the bean counter: “This IS a joke right…? April fools…?”

You know what they say: more work less pay makes the CEO’s day.

do the “bean counters” provide the fuel aka “gas” or am I stretching to get a pun?!?

And since the knight complained, he’s labeled “not a team player.”

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!! Now I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty headed food trough whoppair….

Don’t get me started… I can quote the whole movie… LOL!!

Yeah, it’s a sad addiction…………

Sorry, lads; sound effects are right OUT of the budget this year!