Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 23, 2015
Transcript:
Francis: Nate, you can't write about flying monkeys at the battle of Shiloh! Nate: I told you, Francis, I'm using them as a metaphor! A metaphor for war itself! Francis: So war is like a flying monkey? Nate: Right. And peace is like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Francis: Hence the scene in the Ben & Jerry's factory. Nate: Bingo.
Mr Nobody over 9 years ago
I smell a Pulitzer.
komickat over 9 years ago
Peace is more like every dessert in the world c: it’s hard to eat every dessert as well as it’s very hard to reach peace in this whole world…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh boy.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
…. so.maybe I should switch up from original moose-tracks, it could put a dent in what has seemed like endless wars and little enough peace………..
Scoutmaster77 over 9 years ago
I smell a phewlitzer.
rohit.veerapaneni over 9 years ago
It’s all true Flying Monkeys were at the battle of Shiloh
DM9001 about 6 years ago
Nate’s writing and storyline are good and accurate, but he has a huge misunderstanding of which things go well with what. When you think about peace, when would you think of mint chocolate chip ice cream?
FriedBurgersRock about 5 years ago
Lol
Happy Eevee over 4 years ago
DEEP
MabelPines1234 almost 4 years ago
Mint chocolate chip deepness never to be known more than this single time. He has wisdom.
DJ EsBe almost 4 years ago
Isn’t that a simile?
[Unnamed Reader - b5d936] 26 days ago
nate is so stupid and arrogant some times it actually makes me angry