Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2015

Pig should get himself the Napper-Crapper 9000 from the movie Stay Tuned; that’s the ultimate comfort zone.

Pig’s never been depressed.

This is why Pig would loose on just about any Food Network competition show, they tend to complain about folks not stepping out of their comfort zone and taking risks.

OMG! Pig is thinking Big Thoughts! I hope he doesn’t strain his brain and have a stroke and die, ’cause that would be outside his comfort zone….

Once, I asked my heart doctor “who the heck wants to be 95 years old?” He told me he knew several …his 94 year old patients.Then I understood.

You’re getting flagged for that rmark, Cody

Don’t feed the trolls. A three day old account hasn’t earned any attention. Report and move on.

My last boss never understood the joys of a comfort zone. Strange for an Australian who ate vegemite in America.

I’m not afraid of dying, because it’s life that’s outside my comfort zone.

Pig’s gonna fry for that one.

soylent green

Probably because he uses the hyphen so strategically. Makes him ever so clever, and the scanners don’t see it as obscene. By scanners, I mean the “bots” that scan for such words. I’m no prude, but jeez, let’s try to be civil.

That’s the wisest thing Pig has ever said. I’m 20 and I’m already dreading getting old.

As stupid as that sounds.

xxx

@phyllis M bear … where the heck did you get your hands on the manuscript I submitted to Jim Grant for consideration as the next Jack Reacher novel ??

i’ve always felt the word in question is only appropriate during sex, and singularly inappropriate as an insult, especially when used to mean weak like here. as betty white has pointed out, that is a part of the body built to be tough and hold up while being pounded vigorously, not to mention what it’s capable of doing during childbirth. it is in fact male body parts that are quite weak and easily injured.

I think dying sounds uncomfy too, Pig.