Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2015

As I was told 50 years ago – locks only keep honest people honest. That applies tot he internet and e-trade locks also.

That comic is SO true. There’s no such thing as a simple dummy friendly password manager.

My boss’ personal account has been “hacked” twice. He did finally get LifeLock.

Pssst, the password is PASSWORD

My credit is in the toilet thanks to my divorce, so if someone want to steal my identity, I say “Good Luck” with that.But if they buy a house, I’m showing up to evict them!

Doesn’t Bung usually drink alone? He’s not considered as low a life form as (ugh!) peasants.

good for nothing else NSA at least oughta let us know what our forgotten passwords are, right? Right?

Better to just go off the grid…

“43 isn’t half the man you are 86,” said Agent 99.

@Phatts California

Nuts – now I will have to change the combo on my luggage …