Pickles by Brian Crane for April 08, 2015

Yeah, why can’t kidneys go to sleep when the rest of me does?

I wonder which one used the bathroom?

It’s always darkest before the dawn.So leave the light in the bathroom on.

Is that Opal or Earl? My guess is Opal … and now I know about wee hours ; )

here in california we’re only supposed to flush when absoluttelly necessary.then there’s the scary bit.. nobody knows if next year gonna be worse.

#1: I see a great future for chamber pots, under the bed.#2: In NYC, they all go at the same time, affecting the electricity.

groan

I can relate.

Oui.

Welcome to my world. Gotta pee, must be three.

Frequent urination while sleeping is a sign of sleep apnea.

You don’t get fully asleep and your kidneys don’t slack off.

In California they have a saying:If it’s yellowLet it mellow.If it’s brownFlush it down..

Tamsulosin ( Flomax ) is the answer…

“Tinkle, tinkle little star..”

I wonder if he does “Number Two” at 2am?

No? OK.

xxx

I wish the wee hour wasn’t just 2 hours before I have to get up to go to work.

what about that 5th little piggy?messy

Time for the old prostrate exam methinks.

The only thing worse than having to get up very early in the morning to pee is failing to get up very early in the morning to pee.

Grandpa, in Colorado, had to walk 60 feet to the outhouse…look thru the crescent moon in the door and worry that a black widow spider was waiting for him..Earls got it good

I guess I’m the only one wondering why one needs the light on to pee?

a runny night in georgialooks like it’s runny all over the world