Strange Brew by John Deering for April 10, 2015

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    noreenklose  over 9 years ago

    I’m sure I’ve seen them, but I was too polite to raise a fuss.;-D

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    dmk57  over 9 years ago

    That explains some of the “people” I’ve met at those conventions.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    Quark creatures?

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    stlmaddog5  over 9 years ago

    People still aren’t ready to accept the truth. Fact is, the human race is NOT native to this planet. Like the Asian Carp in the Mississippi River, we are an invasive species introduced to this planet by the authorities of our home planet. The planet Earth was used as a penal colony, much the same as Austria was used by Great Britain between 1780-1868*. The penal colony on Earth, however, was used exclusively to isolate the criminally insane from the home planet. We, who call ourselves the human race, are the descendants of those prisoners stranded here. This is why the human race has violent tendencies. This explains why mankind can not be expected to collectively do the right thing when it comes to subjects like global warming. This is why we allow ourselves to be governed by “politicians”. We, as a race, are collectively insane. The authorities of our home world occasionally check up on us to make sure that we are not a threat to escape our confinement to this planet. That is why there are UFO’s. Should they ever decide that we are capable of leaving this planet and infesting the galaxy outside our solar system, they will take action to eliminate that possibility. That is why we must dismantle the space program and discontinue NASA.. Otherwise we will doom ourselves to a fate far worse than global warming. See, I told you that you weren’t ready to accept the truth!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_colony
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    ddewrell  over 9 years ago

    @stlmaddog5 You had me right up until you said Austria instead of Australia. Maria Theresa would have had none of that!

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    brotherbox  over 9 years ago

    Personally I think we’re just one of God’s little jokes, like the Platypus. But then there are some like stimaddog who also believe in the “Anunnaki”. the space aliens that evolved our race from early humans. it’s what ever floats your boat. Man

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This one reminds me of an episode of Mr Show were a bunch of Trekies in costume show up at a Renaissance fair and pretend to have somehow traveled back in time.

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