Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2015

Get Breezy to take responsibility and close the portal!

Um, Spur, you know taking financial control over Hell just isn’t done, don’t you? No wonder we have a catapocalypse. This just proves cats are evil…

I got an idea, perhaps the portal will close if you give the Mal-Fart employees a huge raise.. Say, $15 an hour.

There’s that doozy of a down side that I knew had to show up sooner or later.

What?! You tried to take over Walmart and Time Warner?!I’m surprised 100 portals to hell didn’t open up!

I though cat owners lived every day in their own special hell…

As a cat person, I must say there’s really only one decent thing to do in a predicament such as this……CALL JACKSON GALAXY!!! AND KA-HURRY!!!

“The scary part is, it’s people who have made evil.”.Although we don’t disagree with your original point. :-)

"Am I the only one here who LIKES cats?!.We love cats. It’s just that we recognize them for what they are. .Saw a joke once about the difference between cats and dogs. The dog will slobber all over you showing how wonderful you are and how much they love you, where the cat will just look up with a, “yeah, you’re home, what’s for dinner” look. Of course, yes, the dog is more likely to kill you if they don’t like you..Then, there’s this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/joke-cat-vs-dog——war-of_n_1534447.html?(yeah, it’s Huffington, but it’s the first place I found it that wasn’t just graphics.)