Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2015

Today’s background music: “Rappin’ Rodney” by Rodney Dangerfield.

women…they just don’t get it….

Larry needs a whiteboard. A whiteboard can turn a beer bender into a planning committee retreat.

Gee, I missed Larry and his womeen.

Drinking beer while hunting prey seems like what the suburban croc would do.

Hey, Patty, the red hair looks good on you! Sets off your hide….Larry at least got in two-and-a-half (+/-) cans of planning before landing in the hedge.

Missed the crocs.

The Crocs are back!

Planning requires at least 6 beers………maybe 7 if good plan :-)

Didn’t Willey Shakespeare say something about the best laid plans ending up in the bushes?

OK Pastis keep the crocs around.. We luv Larry.

prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

Did I die last night and go to heaven? I thought we would never see the crocs again.

LARRY , LARRY , LARRY, YAY!

The crocs are back!

CROCS!!!!!!

Woo-Hoo! Crocs are back!

Once the ‘plan’ is in operation,planning will prove to be a ‘crock’ of dial. Always nice to see,viscous,scavengers,portrayed as sentient beings.Ha! Peace.

@whiteheronI think Shakespeare mentioned something about how it’s best to get laid in the bushes…….

OOO! OOO! OOO! I just figured it out! .. Larry graduated from the Tarzan School of Thespianism!

poor larry he be a aleing before AND afterplanning stage

Okay, if the crocs are back, hopefully it won’t be that much longer ‘til lil’ guard duck makes an appearance. He’s my favorite! I love the way he looks out for simple Pig.

Hooray! Larry is back!

Just Larry’s take on “Eat, Pray, Love”, known as “Drink, Prey, Loaf”

i think larry’s plan is in the weeds

A Plan is Required!If you don’t have a plan, how you would be able to deviate from it?

Larrrry! Larrrry!

And then there is DAC:Laid Back and Wasted

The best-laid plans of mice, men, and crocs ganged aft aglay.

I do, Larry.

Just without the alcohol.

xxx

“Hullo Zeeba Neighba! You want dreenk beer with me?” is the best plan he’s come up with so far…

So glad they are back!!!!

FINALLY!!!! Larry and the gang are back. Nice to see u Larry. Say hi to zeeba.

Yaaaay!! Larry and the crocs are back! Thank you. Now pleez keep ‘em for awhile. We’ve OD’ed on Rat recently-

Good to see the Crocs back!

YAY CROCS!!!

The crocs came back!Cheers!

Woo-hoo—the return of the crocs!

Hopefully Hullo, Zeeba Naybuh won’t be far behind …

Where Zeeba?

when did Larry’s wife get the old hair back?

DA CROCS ARE BAAAAAACK!