Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 11, 2015
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: "Please excuse Calvin from class today. His genius is urgently required on a top secret matter of national security. Sincerely, the president of the United States. P.S. Really" Miss Wormwood: "Nice try. Sit down" Calvin: "I gotta learn how to write in cursive"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
It was the “P.S. really” that made the note unbelievable.
rentier over 9 years ago
Ya, Ya, nobody will believe that!!
Linux0s over 9 years ago
Becoming a notary would be good.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sure Calvin, it was the absence of cursive writing that doomed this effort to failure. Stick with that line of reasoning.
Ottodesu over 9 years ago
I would like to think that cursive is dead.My writing skills were always hopeless until I started using word processors in the early 1980s.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
Unreadable writing is a required course to enter medical school.
rshive over 9 years ago
As Ms. Wormwood might add, “Sit down and you’ll learn to write in cursive.”
phylum over 9 years ago
Ms. Wormwood may be responsible for the next terrorist attack…while spiff is held hostage…
biz.gocomics over 9 years ago
See, school administrators? THIS is why we still need to teach cursive in schools!
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Reading the comics can be educational. Today we learned that the President of the United States writes on wide-ruled notebook paper.
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Overreaching as always – your Achilles’ Heel, kid…
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
My daughter is in 4th year Med School and can’t write cursive……its just so 20th Century. Calvin is just ahead of his time.
cb795 over 9 years ago
Let’s see, so Calvin needs to learn something to help him avoid one place where something can be learned… hmmm a conundrum if ever there was one!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I’d like to think otherwise, but I can see Calvin doing time for forgery some time in the future…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I tend to agree with those who are disappointed schools today don’t place much emphasis on cursive skills; however one needs to keep in mind, we rarely read or write via candlelight these days either…
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
“Signed, Epstein’s mother.”
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
Considering Calvin’s present state of mind, soon he will be writing in curses.
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
Miss Wormwood even reads the fine print. …cursive, ‘foiled’ again! Calvin has been ‘aluminumated’.
Carl R over 9 years ago
I used to be very fast at cursive, but these days I only use it to write checks and sign my name.
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
I assume Calvin doesn’t see the irony… that he has to pay attention in class in order to slack off in class
westny77 over 9 years ago
Teacher still wearing the same dress. Don’t they pay you enough to buy more clothes.
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
Calvin and half the school kids in the US, now. They don’t even bother teaching a lot of kids how to “write” anymore.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
It is enough for the corporate junta that the public can read their edicts. Being able to write might encourage them to form independent opinions and realize they are but serfs in the new feudalism.
barb_herb over 9 years ago
Yeah, cursive. The only way to write!
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
@What ? Me Worried?: We also don’t know whether the president wrote with a pen, pencil, or crayon.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Calvin isn’t so much of a genius if he thought that Miss Wormwood would fall for that one!
xxx
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
I don’t think the president’s name is P.S. Really.
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Well, teachers are pretty sharp, Calvin. Even if you DID learn to write in cursive at this early age, she’d INSTANTLY be able to tell your handwriting from that of a truly-official Presidential letter!
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Oh, and besides which, how often does a U.S. President write special letters to six-year-olds for School Board members to excuse them from their classes? I mean, Really!
Leroy over 9 years ago
“Cursive! Foiled again!”
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Try a different language next time.
chovil over 9 years ago
In my time a persons handwritings revealed their personality. It could be analyzed, because it was unique to that individual. How do you dot your i’s for example. If you used the letter before or after, you were intelligent. If you wrote one way you were a liar, someone not to be trusted. Everyone was unique in the way they wrote. No two people were identical. It was art.
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Cursive is difficult to read quickly and just kind of pointless.
Hobbes X 6 months ago
Calvin must find another way to skip class.