Pickles by Brian Crane for April 25, 2015

To many commercials on TV"S today.

And pre-TV and/or no-TV people like Earl kept their hands busy by means of the radio. And before radio, they used the piano, guitar, violin, whatever they musically got their hands on.

I can’t stand watching TV with people who are constantly changing channels.

I’m thinking of dumping the satellite dish when I retire and just go with an antennae. 900 stations and nuthin to watch anyway.

yelling at the TV is relaxing.

Dump the satellite dish and save that $140/month, and you will be able to retire a lot sooner.

I watch all the Dodger game on the computer…Still can’t beat Vince Scully…

Opal is doing the knitting; but Earl is the nitwit.

“To many commercials on TV’s today.”-I’ll say! Isn’t there a video editing gadget that can reduce all that?

why i like to do crosswords during tv watching. then i mute the ads and read the newspaper during the commercial breaks. which feels normal to me. why doesn’t everyone do this?

All those trips where she made Earl take her to the fabric store and she bought only ONE color of yarn. You never see her use any other color. Must have gotten quite a bargain on it during one of those trips!