Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 22, 2015

Suit yourself.

Thank you for modern day clothes.

Methinks that the choice of pants (or of not-pants) depends on the kind of impression you propose to make, hmmm?

They should never suspect, by their first impression, that your purpose is to overthrow their empire and destroy all that they have created, making over their world in your own twisted image. So be sure to smile, too. By the time they realize your fashion choices are meaningless, you will have them breaking rocks in the Sun in some forgotten corner of the world they once ruled.

And make sure they don’t have ants.

I say strap on that prostheses and go pantless!!!! GREAT first impression … They will never forget you.

So, THIS is why Teresa dislikes ankle socks ?!

What about panties??? ……………………….. talk about a first impression!!!

No

If you’re wearing long pants, just run around the building until you’re breathing in short pants. (I apologize, really, but I couldn’t resist. I learned this joke in the third grade and haven’t advanced since.)

Where does Teresa stand on cargo shorts?Does she lean to culottes?(click)

“You don’t need pants for a victory dance.”

Now I am considering having short pants tattooed on my lower body so if, as I grow old and senile, I should wander out without my pants, I will be able to get much farther and cause more chaos before somebody actually realizes that those are not baggy shorts with a drooping seat.

That image will be imprinted upon your mind’s eye not only until the day you die, but also for the next dozen lives or so, and you will not be able to remember whence it came, only that it is frightfully disturbing.

As promised, I return and report. Thanks to Teresa, I checked out GoComics’ Easter Egg giveaway, and today I found this in the mail:

I have long loved Overboard, and was even clipping them out of the papers since the early 90s.

So huge thanks to Teresa for the links, to GoComics for the event, and to Chip Dunham for providing the goodies.-———————————(I would have treasured a signed Frog Applause equally highly!)