The difference between board and kayak surfing is that instead of yelling, “Hang Ten!”, they yell, “Do an Eskimo Roll!” My camping kayak surfs beautifully, but it won’t go over the first time, much less go all the way around and come up on the other side.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or like Buffalo Springfield said… “Flying On The Ground Is Wrong” (♫)….
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Am not the only theist thinking the dude is somewhat impersonating Jesus Christ?
Leroy over 9 years ago
I wish I could have seen him at the tongue-depressor stage.
KEA over 9 years ago
homeopathic surfing?
hippogriff over 9 years ago
The difference between board and kayak surfing is that instead of yelling, “Hang Ten!”, they yell, “Do an Eskimo Roll!” My camping kayak surfs beautifully, but it won’t go over the first time, much less go all the way around and come up on the other side.
markjoseph125 over 9 years ago
They also surf who only stand on waves.
tegm over 9 years ago
MARRY ME TONY. MARRY ME.