JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 13, 2015

So this is what goes through the minds of people who drive Pilots and Windstars.

do’nt forget those tiny, petite soccer moms that frive those humongous SUVs’

Our least academically inclined grandchild walked and was toilet trained before any of her siblings. Um. that would look a little peculiar on a bumper sticker, too.

If the folks with political stickers all over their cars would add one giving the date of their toilet training, it might increase their credibility. Of course, for those in the political movement I have in mind, it might be some hopeful date in the future.

(Political “movement.” See what I did there?)

What the…….does each child have to have a bumper sticker at the same time? When stuff happens it happens. Relax children, your turn will come. Relax parents, each child will shine when the time is right.

they should make realistic bumper stickers like:“my son is the greatest bench warmer!”“My daughter is a graduate of the 4th grade

unfortunately, this is a retcon. jojo did still have trouble for a while after he started walking.