Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 06, 2010

Crabby Lady, long time, no see!

Really short romance.

I believe the edited version reflects her true thinking. –Sadly.

Looks a bit like ex-Pres’ “W’s” wife!

^Arsenic and Old Lace.

“Rosalyn Carter, NO!!!”

After weeks of painstaking research, it is my conclusion that five generic comments cover every Frog Applause strip: 1. Don’t you people ever sleep? 2. I don’t get it. 3. That nighthawks is a lucky, lucky man. 4. I don’t know what Flight Suit is smoking/snorting/swallowing/shooting, but I bet Uncle Duke probably has some in his stash. 5. (and, if all else fails) … Spork! (sorry margueritem/shytimes/judy parka - I was just about to mention you, but 5 got on top of me before I knew it)

I think her mantra is:

Deep down, suitors are good!

RotiferThalweg: You should have gone for a top ten list. Now you’re pandering to their bad behaviour.

Grown any surveillance pickles lately?

Ah, Madame X, that’s Teresa!

@grapfhics: duh (I guess maybe you think that should be “d’oh!”) P.S. Nice use of of the UK unstressed -our. Kinda classes up the place.

You people are sick. How do I join the Frog Applause Club? Where is the Frog Blog?

Motel Hell, anyone?

nighthawks is just downright stingy with details about his homelife with Teresa. Kiss and tell, dude!

More like, Arsenic and no lays.

Teresa’s surveillance pickle is active and far reaching. If I told you details of our home life, she WOULD plant me in her garden. I can tell you one thing, never , never, NEVER piss her off!

I’ve seen pictures of her bodyguards and the tools she uses to create Frog Applause. Good idea not to get on her bad side.

“LIFE CLOCK” is disappointing. There should be six tic marks between each number so it can be read in one-year increments. Is the clock marked off in dog-years? Looks like it, but honestly, I have to sit and stare at each entry in the blog for about two hours before I can understand it completely and comment intelligently, as I have today. Maybe three or four for Catherine Deneuve.

I try not to comment intelligently when it comes to FA. This comic, and those who comment on this comic, bring out a devious sexual appetite I was unaware I had. I don’t know… I’m just sayin’. For instance… I don’t wonder what Lynn Johnston looks like when I read “For Better Or for Worse”… I DO however would like to know what Teresa is wearing when she is creating Froggie. Thank you for sharing her with us, nighthawks… surveillance pickle?! Wow man!

Well, a belated feliz cumpleaños! to you T. Just found out that your buffday es en ol’ cinco de mayo. Loved the Parade posted on the day in 2009. My goodness what talent among the whole comment crowd!

Ray C is right. Here are Teresa’s bodyguards and her tools: http://tinyurl.com/375sk5c and http://tinyurl.com/2wvdkht

Teresa’s blog is getting nasty again - I’m going to go tell JAD!

Well, she certainly is crabby looking.

But … I got to thinking … if it was someone else … and the inflection was different … saying “I want you … planted in my garden” takes on a completely different meaning.

Re: Ugly Pants. Touch my pants and we’ll talk about the first thing that comes up.

That IS him, shytimes2! I’d know that nervous r.e.m. anywhere.

Pervy. If I wanna see some super-nast, I’ll just open the ding door!

Teresa’s cronies are f-n crackin’ me up!

Vlad’s handy work, especially!

No wonder most of the movies people saw in 1939 were in black and white. They didn’t use the Colored entrance.