Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 25, 2015

You can’t tease people who are proud of what you tease them for. Growing up the things I hated was people giving out obviously wrong information and proclaiming it as fact I also got teased for not knowing hip new slang words. .

And if you want to fail because you don’t want to be seen as a nerd, Dakota, fine.

I lost one by spelling out “goverment.” :-(

And, Dakota has to be wearing those hair things that are hair that one fastens to ones’ hair so that one’ll have that much hair.

That’s the spirit, “P”

Just sucked all the fun out of that. Good job!

In other news my Unicorn pastry has just shipped… yay

Yes! Let your unique-flag fly! :D

I hope Phoebe doesn’t lose to Dakota the way Millie lost to Felicia.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

If only I had that level of self-possession when I was her age.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosisaka black lung

Phoebe, one; Dakota, zero.

Hee hee hee!

NERDS UNITE

Dakota is such a ditz