B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 11, 2015

Oooooh ’shrooms!

Frankfurters got stripes?

The purple donkey swims in golden cotton upon a moonlit pizza, while solitary a crowd skips amiably by a nebula of radiant peanut people in their Sunday best worshiping the Unicorn of forgotten dreams. Meanwhile….

B.C. is such a wise man…

I stopped eating them when The Door’s Soft Parade lyrics started making sense. Soft Parade (with lyrics)

Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflowerproud-walking jingle in the midnight sunCopper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimonolike a crazy-quilt stargownthrough a dream night wind

Crazy Cat peeking through a lace bandannalike a one-eyed Cheshirelike a diamond-eye JackA leaf of all colors playsa golden string fiddleto a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin rivercrying Leonardo wordsfrom out a silk tromboneI rang a silent bellbeneath a shower of pearlsin the eagle wing palaceof the Queen Chinee

https://youtu.be/dBHFH-iCLd4

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi…. (Don’t pester me with correct number. Grammar sacrifices even for bad humor)

No doubt: there’s always shroom at the top.

Remember what the Doormouse said…Feed your head!Feed your head!Feed your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Sounds a bit like the Bursar when he needs his dried frog pills.

A poem from a memorable such time long ago: The fergy mastitdite ordered, “Double-barf on the rocks, with rye bread, please.” The deft hukinatory kolpom gave it to him. And life went on asusualand foreverforeverforever.

Hahahahaha! That was so Johnny Hart! May he RIP!

Based on the comments, most of the people reading this strip grew up in the 60’s

’Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!Beware the Jubjub bird, and shunThe frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:Long time the manxome foe he sought—So rested he by the Tumtum tree,And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and throughThe vorpal blade went snicker-snack!He left it dead, and with its headHe went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?Come to my arms, my beamish boy!O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe.

Lewis CarrollThrough the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

I remember about four years ago…..no, wait, it was yesterday.

That’s odd. It smells purple. [Longmire].

In Xanadu did Kubla Khana stately pleasure dome decreewhere Aleph, the sacred river ranthrough caverns measureless to mandown to a sunless sea.

Samuel Coleridge, in an opium dream

The centipede was happy quite, Until a toad in sight said" Pray tell which leg goes before which ? ". This threw his mind in such a pitch, he lay contented in a ditch…SCARFThink about it.

No eggs with the breakfast shrooms , but something’s definitely scrambled.

“Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”  Picture yourself in a boat on a riverWith tangerine trees and marmalade skiesSomebody calls you, you answer quite slowlyA girl with kaleidoscope eyes Cellophane flowers of yellow and greenTowering over your headLook for the girl with the sun in her eyesAnd she’s gone Lucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsAaaaahhhhh… Follow her down to a bridge by a fountainWhere rocking horse people eat marshmallow piesEveryone smiles as you drift past the flowersThat grow so incredibly high Newspaper taxis appear on the shoreWaiting to take you awayClimb in the back with your head in the cloudsAnd you’re gone Lucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsAaaaahhhhh… Picture yourself on a train in a stationWith Plasticine porters with looking-glass tiesSuddenly someone is there at the turnstileThe girl with kaleidoscope eyes Lucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsAaaaahhhhh…Lucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsAaaaahhhhh…Lucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamondsLucy in the sky with diamonds

What, no colors?

Wow! Ordinarily I hate mushrooms; but after reading today’s strip and comments, maybe I’m really missing something…

Time Warp

Pretty good pome.

Some statements are beyond disagreement, confirmation, interpretation, comprehension

Yipes! Stripes!

1 Adam 12..1 Adam12..see the man at the rock..A 711,,RP has the munchies… respond code 3..clear