Strange Brew by John Deering for May 16, 2015

It’s rough on the downhill section.

It’s the potholes and speed bumps I dislike.

And no orange cones to warn you of future construction sites.

And detours.

♫♪♫But the road goes on forever,And the party never ends.

Robert Earl Keen

Life is what happens to you as you screw up day-to-day-to-day!

Avoid snorting that white line.

It’s not all that bad if you can find a soft shoulder to cry on.

I don’t mind the hills and valleys, but you gotta watch out for the dips in the road.

There will be road projects. And Falling Down.

Expect to get lost while on it….

If life is like a road construction project, why am I the only one not leaning on a shovel?

…and detours and wrecks and potholes and….

Looks like a dead end.

Sometimes the delays and detours are the best part.

Signposts! Where are the darn signposts?!! How am I to know where I am going without the fricking signposts!!! … sigh……. can I at least drink while I drive?

Wasn’t it Charlie Brown’s grandfather who said, “It’s not until you’re over the hill that you can really get rolling.”?