The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2015

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Fortunately, the crime fits in the punishment.He’s obviously an outcast – he’s never been ruled.

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    cdward  over 9 years ago

    He led them on quite a Paper Chase.

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    J Short  over 9 years ago

    The crook is the only one that doesn’t know his lines.

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    Gray Vinson  over 9 years ago

    You guys tear me up with these puns. Never read so many good ones penned at one time!

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    uniquename  over 9 years ago

    Now we know where the books at the penitentiary’s library come from.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It only happened in London, it’s no Tale of 2 Cities.

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    ladamson1918  over 9 years ago

    It’s almost a pun, but not quite.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Hilburn has taken another page out of history

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    LingeeWhiz  over 9 years ago

    He needs three hole punched and put in a binder.

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    MotherOfMoses  over 9 years ago

    Time to turn a new leaf & start a new chapter.Hey I hogged two puns….HA HA

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    What? Me worried ?  over 9 years ago

    Yes his crime was a font to nature ! (best i got with such a short script )

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    paul brians  over 9 years ago

    Back in the days before the internet it was common for students to rip or slice pages out of books in the library to use for their research. I assume that’s not a problem any more.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Now he’s bound to live out his life in prison. It’s easy to see why he went bad. He was born unruly.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    But I think there’s a question of legal or letter. If he’s legal, no regular file can hold him.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    And can he make bond?

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