WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 05, 2015
Transcript:
A s spokesperson for rock, paper and scissors, I have been asked to read the following statement: "We are not enemies. We like each other and do not wish to hurt each other. Paper does not beat rock. Scissors do not beat paper. Rock does not beat scissors. We have come here today to sign a peace treaty......"
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Heh, heh- suspicious that “Lizard” and “Spock” were not present… would be even more so, if they weren’t invited, in the first place…. – But really, I guess that’s the way things are now happening in our society, given all the recent news, where everyone and everything have to “explain themselves” over what would seem the “smallest” of matters, or it has to be “explained” to someone, where people can’t “take things in stride”, or become “ultra sensitive” and “reactive” to every thing there is, maybe almost to the point of straining reason and logical thought….
Bilan over 9 years ago
They’re actually lying. None of them technically “beat” each other. Paper just covers rock, scissors just cuts paper and rock just smashes scissors. Well, two out of three.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
And another means of keeping the peace are left off the table.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
do kids even know what that game is?
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Everyone Knows it’s really Janken..