F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 22, 2015

Then why do they call it a restroom? Same thing with bathroom that only has the tub and not the toilet?

I do most of my dining in the dining room, and at least some of my living in the living room. Practically all of my laundry in the laundry room..But I can’t remember a single time I used the drawing room for its intended purpose.

As far as some public restrooms are concerned, I definitely wouldn’t want to literally “rest” there- the word “contamination” is definitely “germ-ane” to the subject…

I had a stressful helpdesk job where they tried to schedule bathroom breaks. The problem was people would disappear for 20-30 minutes and go read in the bathroom to relax. Rather than deal with those individuals, they made the rest of us suffer. At my current recession quality job, I have to clean the bathrooms. I frequently find things like a handful of Twix wrappers in the trash. Who’s chowing down in the bathroom? We don’t sell Twix candy bars, which makes it even more bizarre.

Hey people ! Give it a rest.

Maybe it was just a simple misunderstanding – they thought he said “I’m going to take a nap” – and they took it from that.

He’s pooped.

Wiped out.