Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 10, 2015

What does it taste like when bugs burp?

It’s a value driven market.

I wonder what mosquitoes smell like.

Calvin is speaking things that would be on Tumblr

Even his best buddy abandoned Cal after that one.

Try charging to NOT voice your thoughts.

Do you accept bitcoins, Calvin?

Probably no one ever pays Calvin a penny since we have a website we go on to view his thoughts for free.

it does not matter where I go…there I am…

Calvin has just learned that it doesn’t pay to make a comment in poor taste.

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Some might pay for deep thoughts, but I doubt anyone would pay for gross thoughts.

I bet a few people have paid him yo get lost.

When a little chicken gets sick what kind of soup does his mother make him to get better?

@MaxStarmanJones: The chicken’s mother makes him whatever kind of soup she can buy across the road.

@MaxStarmanJones,If his mother just wings it, it probably has a fowl odor. But she would do well to keep abreast of all the available remedies. Otherwise, she might just snap a wishbone and hope for the best.

That really bugs Calvin, doesn’t it? Usually, his thoughts are for the birds, anyway.

What does a tiger burp taste like?

My cousin lives on a farm. He has several dogs. He lets them loose in stages otherwise they run off for days. He can tell when one of them catches a rabbit when he’s out on his run by the “bunny farts.”

What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits the windshield of a car?It’s a$$

I have seen quite a few bugs and spiders over the summer in my house.

I wonder if Calvin went on the internet and selected a “Random Thought of the Day” button?

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@LeadingEdge: Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t. It stopped in the middle of the road and layed it on the line. OK, I’m happy to admit that I didn’t make that one up.(For Puddleglum: “I’m happy to admit that up I did not make that one.”)

When a cannibal burps, does it smell human?

You’re right. After I posted my reply to LeadingEdge, I thought I should’ve posted:

Steven Wright’s lawyer called…

Wonder what Hobbes’ burp tastes like

What’s invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts!

@Hobbes,I don’t think up is a preposition in this case so you’re mocking me, up with which I will not put!